My friends:
I’m feeling disheveled at the moment. The humans were gone all afternoon, so no one was here to pet me on command or feed me treats. Then, suddenly, when the humans returned, they walked through the door dragging a 6-foot-tall plant — one that I did not request for the home office.
My assistant yelled out, “Look, Tabs, it’s your Christmas tree!” and made a huge ruckus as she forced the greenery through the door. “Better not knock it over this year.”
That, of course, set the wheels in motion for a plan to knock that mother trucker down.
With the tree mounted in its stand now, I’ve sampled some water from the base, and I do have to say, my assistant chose well this year. It’s a good vintage — sweet, but not overly sugary. Good sap. Bravo.
Within the next day or so, I expect several presents to be left for me where they customarily go beneath the foliage.
I have requested a number of luxury cat goods from Chanel, Louis Vuitton and Givenchy this year. Perhaps Christmas will come early, and I will be able to model my new outfits for you in a lavish holiday spread. Keep your paws crossed. 🙂
Meanwhile, please enjoy my latest crop of kitty modeling pics.
Much love, always,
Tabs
Who is Tabs the Cat? About six years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model). 🙂
OMG, love the Capital Coiffure wig! I could use the self-curling mascara, even though I have thumbs…
I didn’t think it was possible, but tabs looks even cuter with his “cat lash” lashes! BTW, I got my cat an early Christmas present, the cats meow toy from TV! It was $20 from Target so I figured I could just return it if she didn’t like it, but she loves it! So that’s an idea to put under the tree for Tabs!
I’m loving the Hunger Games one!
How cute!! Loving L’Oreal and Hunger Games tabs ^_^
Seeing these always make me smile 🙂
Tabs can do (hairdo included) no wrong! He’s got “fierce” written all over him! Naturally all tree ornaments will have Tabs’ pics!
Oh Tabs I do love your work 🙂 I’m hoping you have the inside scoop on the noise cancelling necklace, I want to get a special present for my boss this year and she would love it (her brother will be less pleased) do you know if it will be for sale in the Uk?
I love the Tabs. He is the cutest cat in the world!
Tabs! Maxwell and Oscar love our tree as well! I loved the image of them coming into the house with the “plant”! LOL
For the pride of Panem! Tabs what beautiful lashes you have. Now I know your secret. 😉
Cat Lash mascara! What lovely, thick lashes you got there, Tabster! I look forward to your pictures in your new luxury holiday outfits!
Kisses and lurvies from SoCal.=^.^=
Ooh! *makes grabby hands at the NARS Turtle Doves eyeshadow*
Hehe, I wish it was real. 🙂