What’s up with these damn cat stalkers?! Every week there’s a new one trying to dominate the common area, which sucks because that’s where Tabs likes to do his morning exercises and tai chi.
Every time he goes out there, there’s a different cat skulking around the employee parking area, even though there are signs posted everywhere that say, “No soliciting cats. STEP OFF!” and whenever Tabs turns to head back to the office, there’s always some cat intruder trying to sneak around the corner to make a move on him.
It’s enough to make a cat nervous!
I swear, that’s how it is in cat business these days. Ruthless. If you’re a cat boss, there’s always some new hungry upstart trying to take over. For CFOs (Chief Feline Officers), hostile takeovers are a constant risk…
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
Haha Tabs, I love your paranoia!
I’m super entertained by the fact that Tabs and the intruder kind of look alike, like a same dad different mom kinda kitty tale. I think it would make for a good prime time drama.
Tabs is so handsome and distinguished. ?
That poor intruder is probably looking for some style tips from Tabs. He’s looking a bit rough. 🙁 I do like how Tabs wasn’t fooled by the initial “looking the other way” tactic. HAHA!
But Tabs will always be the most handsome kitty model ever. He should be glad they’re just hanging out in the parking lot. We had a brave, young (still a kitten) upstart invade our back patio and put it’s nose to our sliding glass door. I just hope he doesn’t decide to mark his territory.
Ruh-roh. If he marks his territory it’s on! I hope his human assistants decide to keep him indoors.