Rosie, as one of the world’s leading cat scientists, is still hard at work on the development of a new element to add to the Periodic Table. The symbol is expected to be CHKN.
Now, I don’t know how much you know about science, but this is kind of a big deal. Yeah, according to Rosie, CHKN is supposed to be delicious. It’s super tasty, and it’s also very lightweight, so one could, for instance, eat a big bowl of it without gaining an ounce.
The research was going great until about a week ago, and now it’s at a standstill.
Rosie thinks it’s because she needs a better microscope…
Marnie has been trying to help. She also works in the lab. But Rosie is a tough boss, and Marnie just mostly tries to stay out of her way.
Rosie hopes to be able to give CHKN to the world. That’s why she’s working so hard. She doesn’t want the research to go to a big conglomerate like Foster Farms. She wants to make CHKN easy and affordable for everyone.
And if she could gain a little recognition and, frankly, more treats for being a cat who’s able to do nuclear chemistry, that would also be great.
It hasn’t been easy, though. This CHKN is a tough egg to crack.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
Rosie, you can do it! There could be a Nobel prize in it…