Tabs is traveling internationally this week (Toyko readers, you might catch a glimpse of him because he’s in Japan for a street style special for Vogue), but that doesn’t mean Team Tabs the Cat LLC gets to sit on their laurels. Before he left, Tabs tasked me and Connor with finding him a new assistant/protege, and since he’s all about promoting the local economy, he specifically requested a local hire.
We’ve been extremely busy scouting the regional talent, and so far the front-runner is this gorgeous tabby (not as gorgeous as Tabs, of course) named Harris, who lives down the street.
I scheduled an informal interview by the big pine tree, and Harris arrived promptly on time.
He has extensive experience in many key areas of the position, including posing, tummy flashing and appearing casually disinterested. He also has babysitting experience as well, which to me is a HUGE plus.
Of course, Tabs has the final say, and knowing him, he’ll probably return from his trip and decide to keep the current team as is, because he’s fickle like that, but I’m going to push for at least part-time help from Harris.
I think he would be a great addition to our firm! What do you think?
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict(s),
Karen, Tabs and Connor (and maybe Harris)
Harris is a gorgeous kitty. I hope he appreciates what an honor it would be getting an internship with a cat as famous and accomplished as Tabs.
Harris! ? Such floof! I’ll be curious to see what the HTIC (Head Tabby in Charge) thinks.
Isn’t he a dreamboat?! I’m low-key obsessed (don’t tell Tabs). How was your weekend?
Ah, I never replied!! We went up north to my parents’ house for the weekend. We brought Hettie with us, and she got to meet Mom’s doggo Tinkerbell (a 100+ pound rottie possibly mixed with mastiff) and kittycat Houghton (Hoho). Hoho was NOT a fan and scared her because he hissed and is much larger than our kittycats, but she and Tinkerbell did pretty well! Hettie had a good time and chased a bunny and a duck but luckily didn’t catch them.
Tabs is still the man but Harris and Connor are adorable together.
I vote Harris. Only because my Oscar looks like Harris.
I think his tummy fur alone qualifies him for the job.