Disclaimer: Tabs is NOT a certified astrologer…but he does read Susan Miller, a lot.
Aries (March 21- April 19)
Good news from Venus, lovely Aries! Think about a mani/pedi and getting your hair done did in the latter half of the month, when Venus unites with Mars. That makes it a great time for a date with someone special. If you’re attached, plan for August 20-21; single ladies, shoot for the 20th or 28th.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Mars is in your corner, dear Taurus, cheering you on, and that means this will be a good month to work on your fitness (you’ll see good results!). You might invest in a new waterproof mascara and/or a long-wearing gloss to look your best at the gym.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Rent a few movies, get some take out, and plan a stay-at-home spa weekend from August 7-8, beautiful Gemini. Venus and and Uranus are dueling that Saturday, which could mean ma-jah drama! Spare yourself from it by staying out of the way.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Venus and Mars are positioned extremely well for you this month, Cancer! Get some pretty things for the homestead on August 20, and consider investing in some stylish makeup organizers and/or brush holders (or maybe a fancy mirror to beautify your vanity!).
Leo (July 23-August 22)
It’s your time to shine, birthday babe! August 9th’s new moon will fill you with energy and enthusiasm, so slip into a shade of lipstick that makes you feel (and look!) powerful. Why? Because it’s going to be a fantastic day!
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Pack a makeup bag with your favorite low-key vacation beauty essentials, sweet Virgo, because with the new moon on August 9 falling into your house of privacy, it’s going to be an ideal time for a mellow, relaxing vacation. Find a quiet place to relax with a good book, and spend some time really concentrating on you.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Work it, boo! With Mars in Libra this month, you’re going to look smokin’ hot for weeks (six of them). Consider trying out some new smoldering eye makeup looks perhaps.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Um, don’t forget to shave your legs on August 24, lovely Scorpio. 🙂 The full moon could ignite your love life, bringing with it a day (and night) to remember.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
This will be a great month to take a trip (particularly from the August 9 new moon onward), sweet Sagittarius, but be meticulous about the makeup, brushes and beauty goods you pack. Neptune and Mercury will try to make you forgetful, and you don’t want to lose your favorite stuff!
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Mars and Venus are embracing in your career sector this month, cute Capricorn, and will beam over an outstanding day for career progress. The blast hits on August 20; VIPs will notice you, so make sure your hair and makeup look flawless!
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
It’s prime time you cleaned out your beauty stash, adorable Aquarius. Mercury will be in retrograde in your home sector from August 20 to September 12, making it a great time to take stock of your belongings (something valuable but long forgotten might turn up). Organize, organize, organize!
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
That Guerlain or Chanel palette you’ve been eyeing belongs in your hot little hands, pretty Pisces. 🙂 The new moon in your career house on August 9 may bring with it a new assignment that should pay very well.
May the stars be with you,
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