So…what is the Monday Poll?
Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of five more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007). I love reading your answers, and it helps me get my week off to a good start. ?
Welcome to the “Pick One” edition of the Monday Poll!
- Let met put on some pants.
- Let me take off these pants.
- What the heck are pants?
- Going to Target.
- Going to battle in Thunderdome.
- Honestly, neither.
- Lemon bars.
- Chocolate chip cookies.
- Sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies.
- Pretty darn great.
- Like a mutant spider is about to bite my face.
- Without wearing a real bra.
- Without my purse.
- Without my mind.
- With a cat in a baby stroller.
- Popcorn.
- M&Ms.
- Cookie crumbs.
1. Pick one:
Me: What the heck are pants?
2. I am more likely to survive…
Thunderdome. It would easier to deal with than Target. HA HA HA!
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking…
Chocolate chip cookies, please!
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks…
Well, it’s been a while, so I’ll take the mutant spider for $100, Alex. 🙂
5. I left the house today…
I left the house today without a real bra or my mind, but I wish I’d left with a cat in a baby stroller instead!
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra…
Popcorn — specifically kettle corn by Orville Redenbacher!
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.
1. Pick on: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants?
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither?
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies?
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face.
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller.
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs.
P.P.S. Good morning! ?
1. Pick one: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants?
Take off pants. I wore jeans for a little bit this morning, and I was like “overrated! Where are my sweats?!”
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither?
Target! The stores aren’t too crazy in my town!
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies?
I made chocolate chip cookies last week. Lemon bars sound amazing for this week!
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face.
Pretty darn great!
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller.
Without my mind! I was very groggy this morning!
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs
Popcorn and cookie crumbs!
Kettle corn sounds really good right now, I’ll have to pick some up!
I hope you can find the kettle corn. It’s been hit or miss around these parts! I sent El Hub to get some popcorn a few weeks ago and the only thing he could find was Pop Secret Double Butter, LOL!
1. Let me put on some pants. My house has lots of windows. Nuff said.
2. Neither. I will survive neither.
3. Oh, definitely sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies. I’m also polishing all my old grudge crystals and displaying them on the mantlepiece. #TaurusinTaurusSeason
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks like a mutant spider is about to bite my face.
5. I did not leave the house today.
6. Popcorn.
LOL to your answer to question 3!
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1. Pick on: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants? take off pants
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither? target, mine is not so bad , you will probably die from standing in line
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies? chocolate chips cookie with walnuts
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face. i look good , it may take me 3 tries on my right eye
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller. i want to leave with the my cat in a baby stroller , cause i have all those other things
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs. not in my bra but in my purse,M&Ms and cookie crumbs,
Yum to chocolate chip cookies with walnuts! 🙂 Hope you’re having a good Monday so far, Ericca.
I am trying! i think i am going to have pizza tonight
1. Pick one: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants?
Let me take off these pants. If there is anything isolation/WFH has taught me, it’s that I love flannel PJ pants and joggers. Jeans and leggings are for the birds.
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither?
Target. Most are laid out in similar floor plans and I can find my way through them easily and efficiently.
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies?
COOOOKIESSSSS. Economically speaking, they seem to have the largest yield.
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face.
Mutant spider. I’m bad at lashes, I like to rely on my natural lashes.
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller.
Without my purse. I’ve been anti-purse lately, thankfully it’s been cool enough to warrant a light jacket with pockets. I’ll need a purse/wristlet soon.
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs.
Popcorn. No doubt.
My body repels jeans now. LOL!
Uggghhhh I just put on jeans to take my car to the mechanic and it was not pleasant! Did the button tab always jab me in the belly button?! Hoo boy.
1. What the heck are pants?
2. Neither Target nor Thunderdome.
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies, such as those lock-down “protestors.” Do not get me started….
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great (although it’s been a long while).
5. I left the house today: without a bra.
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: no bra (before, during, or after implants lol).
Seriously, it’s like my body repels regular bras and jeans now, LOL! Give me a few more weeks and I will be full-on feral.
This lockdown period has been good for evaluating what is really important about appearance and [versus??] comfort! Who is to say or not say that the “feral” look is also totally okay? 😉
1. Pick on: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants? Definitely let me take off these pants. I’ve been putting on work pants every day while I’m working from home. One way I mark the end of the “work day” is by putting on my yoga pants. Most nights that is. Some nights I just go straight in my jammies.
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither? Neither right now, it’s a jungle out there.
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies? Lemon bars! I adore them and I have lots of lemons right now.
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face. Totally mutant spider but also a mutant spider who’s been deformed in a bad car accident.
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller. without my mind
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs. Yes to all three!
Cheers to all the food in your bra! *raises tea cup*
1. Pick on: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants?
What the heck are pants? I’ve been wearing only shorts because it’s really warm here so I hope the pants transition isn’t too hard.
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither?
We don’t have Target but I still hope supermarkets stay calmer here so I’ll say any supermarket.
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies?
Lemon bars, because I think they’ll last longer than cookies (my family can eat crazy amounts of cookies).
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face.
I hope I still look good and not like Rosa.
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller.
I can’t find my mind since last month.
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs.
If I wear a bra, you’d find any kind of food.
Dude, I tried putting on “real” pants the other day and my body straight up rejected them. LOL! You might want to try yours on just to make sure that doesn’t happen.
1. Pick on: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants? Let me put on some pants. Went and worked out in the park early this morning and I’m sitting here in sweaty tights. Ugh. Need to shower.
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither? Neither. Haven’t been to Target in person in years. Not about to try it now.
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies? Shirt pies.
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face. Pretty darn great, now that a MAC sales associate showed me how to do it.
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller. Without my purse or my mind. Really I don’t seem to be needing either these days. Nothing is open that would need either.
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs. Cookie crumbs. I can’t buy popcorn anymore because I eat the whole bag in half a day.
1. Pick one:
Let met put on some pants.
2. I am more likely to survive…
Honestly, neither.
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking…
Lemon bars.
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks…
Aint gonna happen not my thing and have also allergies so No
5. I left the house today…
I haven’t left my house in 8 weeks
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra…
Popcorn.
1. Pick one: What the heck are pants?
I wear scrub pants to work and put pajama pants on when I get home. I haven’t worn real pants since March.
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither?
I can handle going to Target.
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: Lemon Bars
Oddly enough, I made lemon bars with a shortbread crust, last night. I made chocolate chip cookies a few weeks ago. I think oatmeal cookies will be next.
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: Pretty darn great is a bit of an overstatement. Not too shabby is more accurate.
5. I left the house today: Without wearing a real bra
I have a few Ahh bras. I forget that I have them on.
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: Chip Crumbs
I’m always finding chip crumbs in the sleeves of my hoodie and down the front. Apparently I’m a savage.
1. Pick on: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants?
Let me take this skirt off!
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither?
Neither, I’m all worn out!
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies?
None, I’m working, but I would love a lemon bar?
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face.
Definitely a mutant.
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller.
Any of the above! I’ve been so forgetful and clumsy, anything is possible. No cat in a stroller, but definitely an old man pug in a bag.
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs.
Popcorn for sure?
1. Pick on: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants? I took my “work sweatpants” off and put on pajama pants.
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither? Target.
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies? Chocolate chip cookies, though I’ve been doing more cooking than baking at this point.
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face. I have naturally long lashes so I don’t wear falsies. (They’re annoying though. They won’t curl and always fall in my eyes.)
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller. Without a bra
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs. All 3 of the above and then some more food, lol.
1. Pick on: Let me put on some pants, let me take off these pants, what the heck are pants? *Let me take off these pants.
2. Target, Thunderdome, or neither? *Target
3. During a global pandemic, I will most likely be baking: lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, or sh*t pies to serve to all my enemies? *chocolate chip cookies
4. When I put false lashes on myself it looks: pretty darn great, or like a mutant spider is about to bite my face. *neither
5. I left the house today: without a bra, without my purse, without my mind, or with a cat in a baby stroller. *cat in a baby stroller
6. Item most likely to be found in my bra: popcorn, M&MS, cookie crumbs. *tie: cookie crumbs & popcorn