Dear Diary,
It has come to my attention that my assistant photobombed one of my selfies and then shared it on Instagram.
While I do look quite dashing in the picture, this is a gross violation of her employment contract, and I might have to write her up… We’ll see how she does with my dinner tonight. If it meets with my satisfaction, I may just let her off with a verbal warning.
Oh! This weekend I continued updating my portfolio. I found some old kitty modeling pics on a thumb drive. What do you think of this glamour shot of me gazing up at a bejeweled crown?
Don’t I look majestic and regal?
Or how about this more casual picture of me and my assistant? She appears to be understandably enthusiastic about appearing in a photo with me.
I also came across a series of instructional kitty modeling memes I did with Marmalade, my professional nemesis.
I remember that shoot… Marmalade was so annoying! I really wanted to swat his face, but that wouldn’t have been professional.
And then some of these are pics I took myself using my tripod and a timer.
What do you think, Diary? Which of these should I add to my portfolio?
I kind of like the one where I’m draped across my assistant’s arm and keyboard. I like that you can really see my beautiful marbling.
Kitty hugs and nose kisses,
Tabs
I’m a big fan of the photo with you and that rhinestone necklace! Fierce!
Quincy’s not a big fan of selfies, I try to take them with him but he just doesn’t cooperate.
I love that turquoise necklace
Gosh…Tab is so fab!
Definitely go with the statement necklace pic, Tabs! You look so regal in that shot!
The one with your assistants arm and the statement necklace one. They show your variety in posing.
Dear Tabs,
I vote the beautiful marbling pic too.
xoxo
I liked the photobombed pic at the top. 😉 If your assistant wasn’t around, how would you eat, Tabs?
Love,
A Dog Person
Any pic where you’re staring in the distance. You’re really good at that, Tabs.
Hi Lulle,
Thank you for noticing. I put a lot of work into my entrancing gaze. It’s my version of the Blue Steel look.
Much love,
Tabs
I love the one where you photobombed him!! It’s great!! Sorry he took it the wrong way. I hope you just got the side eye and not a write-up for it!
Oh, Tabs! You should definitely use the ones where you’re wearing the regal jewelry. They suit your fabulousness!
If only my boyfriends weren’t allergic to cats…I would have ALL OF THEM!!!!!! >D Also amazing photoshop werk
I always look forward to perusing Sundays with Tabs! Thanks for all the fab glamour shots!