Ode to Turkey
Oh, turkey, you tantalizing temptress of tenderness. Your tender vittles, voluptuous curves and fluffy tail feathers tickle my tabby whiskers and haunt my dreams.
You big, beautiful bird with your bountiful, buttery bosom, I long for your embrace…
Oh, turkey, let me worship your divine derrière. Come, my delicious darling, and let us frolic through fields of catnip.
Let me bathe you in gravy, you fabulous flightless bird.
– Tabs the Cat
Tabs is such a poet! Especially when it comes to food, I guess.
Haha! Food makes me feel poetic, too, so I can’t blame him. Have a great week!
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recovering from eating and shopping
Happy Monday, Isabella!
That gave me a giggle, I can just imagine Tabs salivating and smacking his chops!
Tabs, watch those Wild Turkeys, they are NASTY!
Alliteration with Tabs – this could be a new feature! 🙂
Haha! His latest literary venture. 🙂
Oh lawd how darling is Tabs ????