At first, everything seemed fine on this morning’s patrol…
Last week’s creation of D.I.V.A. (the Division of Inconsiderate Varmint Arrest), the special feline forces security unit of Tabs the Cat Industries LLC, appeared to restore peace and security to the community.
Harris the cat, whom as you may recall attempted a daring daylight robbery of the company barbecue, was nowhere to be found.
Tabs checked everywhere…
There were no signs of Harris or any other cat or canine intruders until…
Tabs went back inside the office. He was eating leftovers of his tuna pâté dinner from last night when he heard a loud “ba-dum!” coming from the side deck.
It was Harris! Again!
Immediately, Tabs sounded the alarm — “MRRROWWWWW!” — and mobilized D.I.V.A., but by the time the team arrived, Harris had fled the scene.
That cat is now Tabs the Cat Industries LLC enemy #1.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
Oh Harris! He doesn’t know what he’s gotten himself into!
Hettie got sprayed in the mouth by a skunk yesterday, so the cats are our favorite pets right now.
Harris is going to keep Tabs on his toes! He’s one sneaky feline! I think we’re being overrun by raccoons. I’m going to need new tires and brakes from all the 60 to 0 emergency stops, avoiding those critters. It’s been insane!
Inspired by Tabs’ example, Freya and Ragnar have set up General Insect Patrol and are vigilant night and day – well except for last night when Ragnar fell asleep on his back with his favourite mouse toy in his paws and wouldn’t have noticed anything for about 8 hours…This was all the more annoying because he had taken first watch and Freya had buried herself under a blanket for a good night’s sleep…
Tabs is so thorough – love that photo of him checking out the hedge..!