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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 662

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“The Caviar Caper: A Tabs the Cat Adventure”

PART II

(Click here to read Part I.)

An undersized Russian Blue kitten named Archibald, one of the newest kitty model interns at the company, took a few timid steps forward. “Meow…” he directed to Tabs in a little voice, Um… “Meow-wow?” Sir, does this mean the party’s over?

Tabs turned toward the much smaller kitten.

“Meow…” the tiny cat continued. It’s just that… “mrowwww.” I’m supposed to call my mommy cat to pick me up when the party’s over, and, um…I’m hungry.

Tabs furrowed his brow. This was a travesty. It was supposed to be a night of celebration and teambuilding for the next generation of great kitty supermodels at Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC. Instead, there was a thief in their midst, the caviar was missing, the ice sculptures were melting, and kittens were hungry.

Tabs handed Archibald his diamond-encrusted iPhone and told the kitten to dial his mommy cat for a ride home, then turned back to the detective.

“Meow!” Tabs barked at the detective. This is a travesty!

The detective nodded, then approached Tabs and guided him out of earshot of the other cats gathered around. “Do you know of anyone who would want to sabotage you, Tabs?” the detective whispered.

Sabotage? Tabs thought. Of course there were cats out there who wanted to sabotage him. He was a Cat Academy Award-winning actor, feline philanthropist, entrepreneur, and the most successful kitty supermodel in Northern California. You didn’t get where Tabs has gotten without making a few cat enemies.

“Meow,” Tabs said matter-of-factly. Of course.

“Anyone who was at the party?” the detective asked.

Tabs pondered the question, looking out across the crowd. They were mostly inexperienced kittens, hopeful tabbies, torbies and Persians. Tabs didn’t think any of them would stoop to thievery to…

He noticed Linus the kitten, the calico intern, emerging from behind the large redwood tree in the center of the circle. He was looking around nervously and dusting off his fur. Tabs glanced at the detective, who gave him a knowing look, and the two of them slowly walked toward Linus, taking flanking positions. Tabs slowly circled around behind Linus to get a look behind the tree.

There were scratches leading up the trunk to the lowest set of branches about 10 feet off the ground.

“Linus, is it?” the detective asked. Linus was visibly struggling to appear relaxed, but the detective noticed the kitten’s tail twitching.

“Meow?” Linus replied. Yes?

“We’re asking all the attendees at the party,” the detective continued. “where were you when the caviar tray disappeared?”

“Mrow…” Linus feigned looking confused. Oh…I was over there. He gestured toward the other end of the large lawn.

Back at the base of the tree, Tabs had positioned himself out of view of the others, including Linus and the detective, and quickly climbed the tree up to the lowest branches, hauling himself up. Right there in the nook of the tree was the silver caviar serving platter. Jackpot!

— TO BE CONTINUED —

Rosie’s relaxing weekend

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

Saturday Surfing, June 5, 2021!

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Top o’ the mornin’ to you, my friend. Happy Saturday!

If you need me, you can find me on the deck with my new potted tomato, basil and hibiscus plants. Life got the better of me this year, and it’s a little late in the season here to start a deck garden, but better late than never! Hopefully, these Early Girls will still work out for me, because I dream of a summer day when I’ll be eating bruschetta and admiring pretty tropical flowers.

Ah…

Have you ever grown a hibiscus before? This is my first one, so I’d appreciate any tips. I have no idea what I’m doing with/to it.

By the way, the striped flats I’m wearing are new (thanks for noticing!). I got the Clarks Serena Paige Espadrilles at DSW this week with a gift card.

About the shoes, they’re one of those pairs of shoes that looks cuter on feet than they look in the store, so if you get a chance, try them on. They’re s-u-p-e-r comfortable, and the navy/white stripes are surprisingly versatile, despite the fact that I’ve only worn them with skinny jeans and a white top so far, but they definitely add something extra to an outfit.

This week’s reading


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Yes, girl. YES.


Ramon!!!


Throwback jam for you


Give me all the knowledge, please.


My new favorite channel on YT

Have a great rest of your day, OK? What are you up to?

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

Makeup Musings: F*ck Imperfections

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I put on some make up yesterday, and to be honest…I didn’t feel super great about it.

For one, I am deeply out of practice, and blending is a perishable skill, let me tell ya. So, my blending skills aren’t as “keen” as they once were. Two, I wore much less makeup than I normally wear when I plan to take pics of it with a DSLR camera, photography lights, off-camera flash and the other photography doo-dads, and makeup intended to be photographed is a whole different beast than makeup for everyday real life. Mainly, the lighting is different, and mobile phone cameras incorporate a bunch of fancy AI to compensate for the smaller optical sensors. Long story short, things don’t always translate the same in pics.

ALSO, lately, all I’ve wanted to wear are “real life looks.” This is my face, this is who I am and, quite frankly, I’m rarely in the mood to go through the 2,341 steps I used to do when I put on a full face for pics.

Thing is, though, when I look at these pics, I’m having a hard time focusing on the good stuff. I keep comparing myself to the Karen from years ago, a girl who was photo-ready all the time… Heck, I’d contour just to take walk around the neighborhood and pet the cats, LOL!

I see these pics of myself now and think, “Oh, boy. I probably should’ve used a color corrector to hide that dark spot in my inner corner more thoroughly, and I should also cover that dark patch above my upper lip with concealer, and why didn’t I do something about that heavy lid?!” I should’ve done this, I should’ve done that, yadda-yadda-yadda.

I hear all of these things in my head, but I realize that most people who see these pics aren’t going to perceive all of these things as “faults.” They’ll probably just see pictures of a smiling mid-40s stranger wearing bright lipstick.

If I were my daughter and was picking apart pictures of herself, I’d be heartbroken to hear her criticize herself so intensely. 🙁 I’d tell her that I can only see the happy look in her eyes and that I’m impressed by how beautifully and naturally she blended her blush. I’d tell her that I love the joy in her smile.

I don’t know where this propensity to constantly critique myself comes from, but I also know that we are our own worst critics. I know logically that most of the things I perceive as faults are issues that are simply not there, or things that people don’t notice at all…but that doesn’t stop me from seeing them!

I’m working on it, though. I’m working really, really hard on loving myself more, both inside and out, and that’s why I’m saying to the universe (or really anyone who’ll listen), f*ck the idea of imperfections. I don’t want to live feeling like I need to correct things that are “wrong” with my face anymore. I’m soooooooo done.

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tom ford honeymoon quad

tom ford honeymoon pixi juicy swatch

tom ford honeymoon mac escandalo

So, here’s a gentle reminder for me (and for you just in case you need it), that what you may perceive as faults aren’t as bad as you think they are.

I think you look pretty freakin’ fabulous, OK? So here’s to us — as I raise my cup of Earl Grey tea with a splash of creamer! Here’s to our sparkling eyes, our joyful smiles and our beauty, both inside and out.

I hope you have a wonderful Friday. 🙂

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. TGIF!

Makeup Musings: My Makeup Style Is Evolving, and I’m Leaning Into It and Seeing Where It Goes

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One of the things I’ve always loved about makeup is the potential to explore so many different paths, and there are so many ways you can change your style and your technique, and just ways to evolve with it. Like, during one stage of your life, maybe you’re wearing full-coverage foundation and false lashes everywhere. Then, maybe 5-10 years later your idea of “dressed up” is wearing mascara and brow pencil, which you only wear to work meetings.

I think there’s something very cool about being able to reinvent yourself, and makeup is here for that. That’s one of the reasons I’ve always loved it.

This idea struck me right after I finished this look with the Tom Ford Disco Dust palette, MAC A Little Tamed Lipstick and Laura Mercier Tinted Moisturizer. Seriously, my makeup style has changed a lot over the past six months, and I can honestly say that I don’t love doing a complicated base as much as I used to.

Foundations, concealers and the constant quest to create a flawless base — I kid you not — used to THRILL MY SOUL, but now, even when I just wear a little tinted moisturizer, it feels like I’m wearing too much.

I don’t know if it’s because I’ve become more comfortable in my skin, or if it’s because I’ve just gotten so used to putting on some sheer tinted sunscreen and calling it a day, but, at least for now, the thought of layering, mixing and buffing 10 different base products to achieve a skin-like effect isn’t something I want to do.

And you know what? Makeup is cool with that. It’s creative. It’s malleable. There are options. It’s designed to change and evolve with you. A full makeup bag contains endless possibilities.

That said, I’m thinking that maybe it’s time to explore the wide, wide world of tinted sunscreen serums (I’ve got my eye on this one and this one) and sheer BB creams. I don’t know where this is going to take me, but I’m excited to find out.

I’m wearing the following pieces in this look…

Have you gone through any major makeup pivots in your life? How has your styled changed lately? When did you start wearing more or less? Did a particular event or moment change your point of view? I’d love to hear about it.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

Sunscreen Roundup, Part 4: Shiseido Ultimate Sun Protector Lotion SPF 50+ For Face/Body, Ulta Beauty

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Yup, more sunscreen!

I’ve been trying quite a few new sunscreens lately, and here are the hits and misses!

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Last weekend I had fun in the sun. ? I went to the beach AND the pool (on different days), and it’s my solid belief that any time you get to spend time near a big body of water is a good thing.

And if you also get to test a couple of new sunscreens while you’re at it, that’s even better!

I tried two new-to-me sunscreens, both of which appear on the Valisure “nice list” (you can read about the sunscreen drama here).

Shiseido Ultimate Sun Protector Lotion SPF 50+

Wait — technically, only one of the sunscreens is new-ish. It’s a chemical sunscreen called Shiseido Ultimate Sun Protector Lotion SPF 50+ Sunscreen for Face/Body ($49 for a 5-oz. bottle, which works out to $9.80 per ounce).

I used to wear Shiseido sunscreen waaaaay back in the day when MBB was just a wee baby website in 2007 (!). It’s been a few years, though.

I’m happy to say that it’s still around (and still pricey) and, yes, still pretty darn good.

shiseido sunscreen bottle

(It’s good…but it’s not nearly as great as the Sun Bum SPF 70 Lotion I’ve been using and loving, but more on that in a sec.)

The good? it’s tinted, so there’s absolutely no white cast, and the texture is on the thinner side, so it absorbs easily and you aren’t left sitting there for half a day rubbing it into your skin. If you like sunscreens with a runnier texture like La Roche-Posay Melt in Milk or Neutrogena Invisible Daily Defense Lotion Sunscreen, you’ll probably like it.

It’s also very moisturizing, which my dry skin LOVES, and the faint, lovely citrus scent isn’t overpowering.

It’s a little different than I remember it being, though, because after I rub it in, there’s a slightly greasy film left behind, but it dries down in about 15 minutes. It’s not sticky or uncomfortable or heavy, but it’s present…and I can definitely feel something on my skin.

I did a little experiment at the beach last weekend to see how the Shiseido stacks up to the Sun Bum SPF 70 Lotion, which has been my go-to jam lately. I applied the Shiseido on one side of my body and the Sun Bum on the other, and while both sunscreens prevented my skin from picking up much color, the Shiseido side was slightly more tan than the Sun Bum side.

I plan to keep the Shiseido one around until I finish it up because I like how moisturizing it is and how easy it is to apply, but I probably won’t be buying it again because Sun Bum works better and is much more cost-effective at $15.99 for an 8-oz. bottle, which works out to $2 an ounce.

Ulta Beauty Mineral Matte Tinted Face Lotion SPF 30

Speaking of cost effective, here’s a lovely, affordable hidden gem for ya: Ulta Beauty Mineral Matte Tinted Face Lotion SPF 30. This physical sunscreen is available in a single shade, which, frankly shocked me because it actually suits my tan skin tone pretty well (I’m an NC 42 in MAC, for reference).

FYI, I’ve noticed people with lighter complexions in the reviews on Ulta’s website mentioning the tint appearing orange on their skin, so if your skin is fair, please be aware of that.

ulta beauty matte mineral sunscreen tube

I like this tinted moisturizer a lot, almost as much as a Bliss Block Star. The price is excellent — $12.99 for 2 ounces ($6.50 per ounce), which is much more affordable than Bliss Block Star, which is $19.99 for 1.4 ounces ($14.28 per ounce!).

Like Bliss Block Star, Ulta Mineral Matte absorbs quickly, layers well both on its own and with makeup, and has a beautiful, natural-looking matte finish. Also, Ulta Mineral Matte has a similarly slippery silicone-y feel to it, like Block Star, so it feels smooth on my face.

The major differences are 1) the scent (Ulta’s is floral and slightly more obvious) and 2) the dry time. Ulta’s takes about 20 more minutes to completely dry down, so you have to be patient.

shiseido ulta beauty sunscreen swatches

BUT, IT WORKS. I wore it all last weekend in conjunction with a sun hat, and I didn’t pick up any color on my face!

If your skin tone is in the medium to tan range, don’t hesitate to grab this next time you’re at Ulta. It’s a hidden gem, and, quite frankly, I don’t understand why more people don’t talk about it.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

9 Tips for Purging Your Makeup Collection | The Great Makeup Purge of Summer 2021

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To quote Boyz II Men, “It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.”

Hi, my friend. How was your weekend? Did you get a three-day? I hope it was equal parts relaxing and productive, just because I always like that. I like when I get some time to relax but also feel like I accomplished something on my to-do list.

But, of course, anytime you get to spend a few days recharging, that’s always a good thing. One lesson I’ve learned the hard way is that downtime is essential. It’s straight-up vital, because if we burn out, we’re no good to ourselves or those around us. (Side note: why does it seem like all of the big “adulting” lessons have to be learned “the hard way”?)

My weekend was spent doing some relaxing and some productive things. I went to the pool and the beach on different days, and I also made some serious headway on what I’m dubbing from this point forward as “The Great Makeup Purge of Summer 2021,” and you know what? I FEEL GREAT!

A few weeks ago I talked about how I’ve been wanting to scale down my makeup collection, because as a beauty lover and a sentimental person, it hasn’t been easy for me to let go of things — like that Chanel Garden Party quad I’ve had since 2008 (!) that I haven’t worn in years. I know I hold onto makeup for way too long.

I’ve tried a few times over the past few years to get my collection in check, but I don’t think I’ve ever been ready to commit before.

But I am now.

The push I needed finally came via a recent closet cleanout, which, by the way, wasn’t easy. It took several weeks and lots of starts and stops, but saying goodbye to all of the clothes in my closet that didn’t fit me anymore has been the most freeing thing I’ve done for myself in years. I have so much extra physical and mental space now, which I’d like to carry into other aspects of my life.

I’ve decided that it’s time to finally do it, and here are some of the helpful things I’ve discovered so far…

TIP 1: Move everything into the garage

A few weeks ago, I packed up all of the makeup that was in my office into seven big totes and four cardboard boxes, and I moved everything into the garage. I did this all in one afternoon. (Mind you, I’ve been beauty blogging since 2007, so there was A LOT of stuff.)

The reason behind this? I wanted to physically remove all of the makeup from my office. In the past, when I’ve tried to purge products inside my space, I’d end up moving makeup from one spot to another. I would label everything with the intention of eventually organizing it all and scaling it down, but that part never happened.

I figured that moving everything into the garage would shake things up, and also, if I really wanted that 10-year-old palette or that 12-year-old lipstick to come back inside the house, I’d have to make the effort to haul it back.

TIP 2: Set a 15-minute limit for purging

Every morning for the past couple weeks, I’ve gone into the garage with a timer set for 15 minutes. I set it for that because I know I get overwhelmed when I try to bite off too much at a time.

For those 15 minutes, I sort through the totes and decide if something will be recycled, or if it’ll be brought back into the house.

TIP 3: Schedule your purging for a time in the day when you have the most energy

I do the sorting early in the morning because that’s when I have a deeper well of strength to draw from. Saying goodbye to stuff that you’ve had for years is…surprisingly hard to do, so I do it when I have the most energy and the most mental fortitude.

TIP 4: Use mental tricks when you hit plateaus

In the beginning, it was really easy and very clear what needed to go. I’d open a tote and the things that had to be recycled were extremely obvious — lipsticks and cream products that were hella old, anything that smelled funny or looked separated or “off,” or things that I haven’t worn in a decade immediately went into the recycling bin.

I’ve gotten to the point where it’s getting harder, though. I go into the bins and everything *seems* keepable.

To get past this, I’ve started using mental tricks, which is what I did when I hit a plateau when I was cleaning out my closet. Like, when I found a piece of clothing that I liked but haven’t worn in years, I’d physically try it on. Oh, boy, that was a huge eye-opener. When you’re standing there with a jacket that you can’t even get an arm through a sleeve, it becomes very apparent that you need to LET THAT SH*T GO.

TIP 5: Hold it in your hand and talk yourself through it

One thing I do with the makeup is hold it in my hand and ask myself how many times I’ve actually worn it in the last few years. Then, I remind myself that I’ve been living without it for so long, and I won’t miss it when it’s gone. That seems to make it easier to say goodbye.

This sounds silly but it works!

TIP 6: The four-year time frame

I also use a four-year time frame as a reference. I chose four years because it’s the time someone can start and finish high school or college — times of big change in one’s life.

For instance, If I’m standing there holding a palette I haven’t worn but have had long enough for a student to start as a freshman and graduate as a senior, it becomes very clear that it’s time to let that palette go…

TIP 7: The “10 things” trick

Another trick I’ve used to help move things along when I hit a plateau is to go into each tote and remove just 10 things that can be recycled. It sounds simple, but it REALLY HELPS when I’m stuck.

TIP 8: Think of the end goal

Every time I’m out there purging, I think about my end goal, which is to keep makeup that I absolutely love and use often. I remind myself over and over again that once I let go of the things that are just physically and mentally taking up space in my heart and my home, I’ll have so much more room for other things in my life. I jokingly told El Hub over the weekend that if he needed me, he could find me in the garage purging makeup and hurdling toward my new life. Sounds silly, but that’s what it feels like every time I’m able to let something go. I feel like I’m charging toward a lighter and freer version of myself. I feel a little less burdened, and it feels good.

TIP 9: Make space to hold onto some things you love

FYI, I do plan to hold onto some old stuff for nostalgia’s sake. I’m thinking that I can keep one tub solely for makeup memories, for the collections that moved me deep in my core (MAC Mariah Carey, Fabulous Felines and of course, Blogger’s Obsessions), along with things that I remember using and loving. That way I don’t feel like I have to say goodbye to everything.

I’ll update you on my progress. Mind you, it might take months, but at this point I know I can get there, and I can’t wait to be on the other side.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

Makeup and Beauty Blog Monday Poll, Vol. 680

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So…what is the Monday Poll?

Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of five more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007). I love reading your answers, and it helps me get my week off to a good start. ?

    1. Coffee, or water with lemon? (YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE)

    Coffee first…followed by a big cup of water with a squeeze of lemon? So, yeah, I’m cheating on my own game. Ha!

    2. Meditation or journaling?

    Meditation, but only if someone else is leading; otherwise, I’ll fall asleep! This is guaranteed.

    3. One of your favorite pieces of clothing to wear right now?

    I found some really great cutoff shorts from Old Navy. They’re called the High-Waisted O.G. Shorts, and they’re super affordable, comfy and aren’t too short or long. Best of all, they’re HIGH RISE (WHOO-HOO). They also don’t stretch out too much. If you’re going to check them out, I suggest sizing up because they run small on me.

    4. Ladybugs or butterflies?

    Ladybugs because they’re more approachable. Err, well, as far as bugs go. I like that they’ll hang out on your shirt or your finger for a bit and keep you company… Butterflies, however, while gorgeous, never want to stick around. They just flutter by…

    5. Inside or outside?

    For now, outside, because we aren’t in the hottest part of summer yet here in Marin County, so it’s not yet too hot (yet).

    Oh, but it will be soon enough! It’ll be triple digits.

    6. What are you wearing on your nails?

    A creamy pastel called Olive & June KMC. It’s really neat because sometimes it looks like a mint green, and other times it looks sky blue.

    7. Bright blue mascara or bright blue eyeliner?

    Bright blue mascara!

    8. Essential oil or perfume oil?

    Perfume oil.

    9. Watermelon or peaches?

    Ooh, girl…this is the Sophie’s Choice of summer fruits, but I’m going with watermelon. Even a bland watermelon is still a treat.

    Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

    Karen

    P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.

    1. Coffee or water with lemon?
    2. Meditation or journaling?
    3. One of your favorite pieces of clothing to wear right now?
    4. Ladybugs or butterflies?
    5. Inside or outside?
    6. What are you wearing on your nails?
    7. Bright blue mascara or bright blue eyeliner?
    8. Essential oil or perfume oil?
    9. Watermelon or peaches?

    P.P.S. Good morning, beautiful girl! ? Happy Memorial Day to you! Here’s a hug and a friendly reminder that you are magical! ?

Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 661

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“The Caviar Caper: A Tabs the Cat Adventure”

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A police car sped onto the circle, coming to a screeching halt behind the five others that had gathered around the scene of the alleged crime on the circle. Tabs saw the markings on the side of the latest car to arrive. K-9 unit.

“Mrow!” he shouted at Detective Kinard. Get that car outta here! Tabs and the detective stood a few feet from each other next to the appetizer bar in the center of a paved patio in the community common area. “Meow!” No dogs allowed!

The detective nodded in acknowledgement and spoke into his radio, telling the driver of the K-9 unit to head back to the precinct immediately.

It was unlike Tabs to take such a hard stance against his canine brethren, but these were special circumstances. Tabs had decided to throw this year’s Memorial Day Neighborhood Feline Fete after reading a letter from one of his fans, an ambitious calico kitten junior model named Linus. Linus wrote the story of how he was a stray cat living off scraps on the pier in Tiburon, California behind a Mexican restaurant. He lived off leftover fajitas and the occasional mahi mahi filet, but he practiced his kitty modeling poses under the pier every night for two years until the day he got his first gig doing kitty catalog work for Petco.

Tabs was inspired by Linus’s story and gave him an internship as a junior level kitty supermodel for Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC. All of the cats at the party that night were up-and-coming kitty supermodels, and Tabs wanted to give them a taste of the good life, show them what they could achieve if they continued working their tail off to perfect their craft.

And he spared no expense. The party had a six-figure price tag. Fresh salmon flown in from the Kenai Peninsula, caviar from the Caspian, Argentinian catnip, mullet crackers from Manilla. It was turning out to be the best party of the year in the feline fashion world.

That is, until someone stole the caviar plate.

“Meow?” Tabs asked the detective as the K-9 unit pulled away. Do you have any leads?

Fifty thousand dollars worth of caviar had disappeared, and Tabs was livid about it.

Detective Kinard was a real hard ball. He was unshaved, unkempt, but sharp as a tack. Tabs knew him well, having gone on multiple ride-alongs with the detective as part of Tabs’s research for his role as Detective Taberelius in “The Departed 2.”

“I have a theory,” the detective mumbled. His voice was deep and gravely, barely more than a cough.

“Meow?” Tabs asked. I’m all ears.

“The appetizer table over there. It’s, what, three feet off the ground? Got that step stool over there?”

Tabs followed the detective’s gaze, studying the former location of the appetizer plate where the now missing caviar had been.

“How much would you say that step stool weighs? Twenty pounds? Thirty?”

“Mrow?” Tabs asked. Where are you going with this, detective? Tabs was getting impatient.

The detective nodded, getting to his point. “It’s just that the security footage we obtained from the camera on top of your neighbor’s garage shows that someone moved that step stool closer to the appetizer table right before the caviar disappeared.” He let his words linger for a moment before continuing. “That’s a heavy job for a little cat.”

I’ll be damned, Tabs thought. The detective was right. None of the cats at the party tonight were strong enough to move that step stool on their own. It had to be a two-cat job, or a human.

Sensing a big reveal was coming, half a dozen police officers and more than that many feline guests of the party gathered around the detective and listened. “Now,” the detective resumed, “as you know, the Petco delivery truck pulled up in front of your neighbor’s house at exactly 9:54 p.m., blocking our view of the common area from the camera after that.”

Tabs nodded, following along.

“The thing is…” the detective continued, “Petco closes at 9 on Friday.”

Boom.

Holy mother of pearl! Tabs’s eyes widened as it dawned on him.

The detective’s lips formed a thin smile. “The Petco driver was in on it.”

— TO BE CONTINUED —

Rosie is ready for Memorial Day

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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