Tabs has been a little more diva than usual lately, not that I can blame him for having a big head. He is, after all, in several Oscar-nominated films.
You can’t expect something like that not to feed a cat’s ego. You just can’t.
Wait — you didn’t know that Tabs was also an actor?
Oh, yeah! In fact, he went to Juilliard. He just doesn’t like to broadcast it.
He’s famous in Hollywood for how he totally immerses himself in his roles. It looks effortless on screen. You forget that you’re watching Tabs the Cat, world-renowned kitty supermodel and three-time winner of People Magazine’s World’s Sexiest Cat.
He spends months researching each role, which, by the way, can be super annoying. I’m not even going to tell you the things he asked me to do when he was researching The Tabby of Wall Street, but let’s just say that there were a lot of crazy parties involved, and I had to clean them all up.
So annoying…
Anywho, here are the posters for the Cat Academy Award-nominated movies he’s in. I have to take them to the frame shop and get them mounted this week. Then they go up on the walls in his trophy room, formerly known as my office.
P.S. Don’t forget to watch the Cat Academy Awards next Sunday night. 🙂
Who is Tabs the Cat? About seven years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model).
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addicts,
Karen and Tabs
These are so funny.
EPIC! I saw the Tabby if Wall St & I sympathize w Tabs’assistant. I didn’t even see a film credit for her! Does he have a date for next Sunday yet?
Hi Buckycatt,
See! Now you know! Remember all of those raging parties in the movie? I had to clean up parties just like that. It was a nightmare.
And you’re so right about the film credit. I mean, come on! I should have gotten a producer’s credit at least. 🙂
I’m not sure if Tabs has a date yet for next week. If he were considerate and sweet, he’d ask me…
EPIC! I saw the Tabby if Wall St & I sympathize w Tabs’assistant. I didn’t even see a film credit for her! Does he have a date for next Sunday yet?
Ah, Tabs 🙂
I love these – look forward to them every week!
The hairdos on the cats in the first picture cracked me up so much 🙂
Hi Sylirael,
Yup, the fur-dressers definitely earned their money on that film. Can you imagine what it was like working with all those big feline egos? It must have been rough. 🙂
Bwahahahah! Girl, ya know I lubs ya, but Tabs is the bomb in every respect! I thought his virtuoso performance in ‘American Shorthair Hustle’ was incredible, but then I saw Gravity 2- how can one tabby survive in space with Gravy being swept into the void? Wait and see…
Hi Betsy C.,
Which movie wins Best Picture is gonna be a difficult decision, that’s for sure. I just hope it’s one the movies Tabs was in. I may only be his assistant, but I always wish him well.
You might be interested to know that Tabs is currently in negotiations to star in a sequel to Gravity 2. They’re calling it Gravity 3.
I know! What a creative name. 🙂
All these are hilarious!
These were awesome! Love your sense of humor.
OMG, the gravy in space.
Duuuuude! How on earth did I miss these gems! He’s got such a range! LOVE!
Where is Novato playing right now? Gotta’ watch it, like NOW!