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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 223

December 23rd, 2012 by Karen 19 Comments

Tabs for the Neutrogena Fish Oil Fur Enhancer

A RELAXING TIME
by Tabs the Cat

Tabs could not believe how loud the generator was. The sound reverberated off the walls of his tiny shelter, and probably also off the frigid floor, which except for the one hole cut in the middle of the room, was a 12-inch-thick slab of solid ice.

When his friend, Felix, told Tabs about this place, told him about how ice fishing up here in the Northern Territories was the most relaxing thing he’d ever done, Felix neglected to mention the generator.

Figures…

Tabs shivered, despite his heavy wool coat, thick fur and thermal kitty underwear, and watched his breath puff in the frosty air.

The one electric bulb hanging from the ceiling briefly dimmed as the generator momentarily sputtered.

Wouldn’t that be perfect, Tabs thought, if the generator conked out and stranded him out here on a frozen lake?

The generator resumed its steady, rhythmic roar, which sounded to Tabs like the loudest lawn mower he’d ever heard.

He wondered what he would do if it stalled. The darkness wouldn’t be a problem for him because he was able to see in the dark, but the cold… How cold would it get in the little shack without the heater? Probably very cold…

He had no transportation, either, thanks to Felix, who talked Tabs into hiring a local bush pilot to make the trip here. Until the pilot returned on the day after Christmas, Tabs was on his own.

With a jolt, he suddenly remembered having his iPhone and pulled it from a pocket inside his coat, thinking that if something happened to the generator, he could call his assistant for help.

He slid his paw across the phone’s screen, and the device sprung to life, displaying more than a dozen illuminated app icons. Instinctively, his eyes went to the upper lefthand corner.

“Meow!” he cursed. No bars. He wouldn’t be able to make a call.

He held up the phone and waved it around in the air, looking for a signal. Nothing until, wait! — he saw one bar for a second. Maybe he could get a stronger signal over there, he thought, looking at the one tiny window in the room.

He hopped down from the chair, a sturdy, old thing made of heavy wood, set the iPhone down on the ice, and wrapped the end of his fishing line around a leg of the chair five times.

That should hold it, he thought, and then the generator stopped.

When he turned to face it, the bottom of his coat brushed the iPhone, which slid directly into the hole in the ice.

Plop, was the sound it made when it splashed into the water.

Uh, oh, Tabs thought, as the now quiet room went dark…

— TO BE CONTINUED —

If you enjoyed this little tale and would like to see Tabs continue the story, let him know in the comments. 🙂 And now, here are some pics from Tabs’ every-growing kitty modeling portfolio.

Tabs for the Estee Lauder Pretty Catty Collection

Tabs for the Chanel Bluetooth Kitty Headset
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 222

December 16th, 2012 by Karen 10 Comments

My dearest kitty friends and colleagues,

As I’m sure some of you are aware (those among us able to comprehend calendars, that is), the holidays are approaching, and you only have a few days left to finish your holiday shopping.

To facilitate your feline (and human) gift-giving and make the process easier for you this year, I’ve compiled a list a list of 25 fabulously feline gifts to delight your friends, human associates and family.

You’ll find gifts for tech and beauty lovers, as well as home decorating aficionados and cats who accessorize.

Enjoy, and happy holidays!

-Tabs

1. Teal to Blue Cat Cave Bubble

Sleep, dream and plot world domination in the privacy of your very own snuggly, 100% felted wool cat cave. $59, available now at the Vaivanat Etsy shop.

2. CatBall

Wish there was an easier way to monitor your humans from inside your cat cave? The CatBall allows you to monitor the movements of your bipedal assistants (they’re so cagey!) while also keeping you hidden, safe and secure. Choose from a variety of colors and sizes to suit your feline aesthetic. $18 for a medium 12-inch ball, available now at the Boumtom Etsy shop.

3. Walnut Veneer Double Feeder

Design minimalist and/or food fanatic? Enjoy this raised double feeder’s elegant curves. $130, available now at the Vurv Design Studio Etsy shop.

4. Cat Yoga Mat

Downward dog (or cat) all day long with this awesome mat! $24.99, available now at the FelineYogi Etsy shop.

5. Upcycled Apple Computer Pet Bed

This upcycled pet bed gives every cat the opportunity to be Internet famous. $129, available now at the AtomicAttic Etsy shop.

6. Cat Silhouette Shelves

Nobody puts tabby in the corner! Functional and fashion-forward, these shelves will help you attain those highest heights. $325 for a set of three, available now at The Refined Feline.

7. Cats in Van Gogh’s Bedroom

For the feline art fanatic. $20, available now at the DeborahJulian Etsy shop.

8. Canine Scratcher

This stylish scratcher satisfies your urge to claw while adding panache to any room. For the fabulous feline who has everything! $295, available now at thecompanyofpets.com.

9. Customized Cat Mug

Because it’s your right — and your human’s duty — to immortalize your gorgeous mug on a mug. $59, available now at the ShebboDesign Etsy shop.
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 221

December 9th, 2012 by Karen 8 Comments

Tabs for MAC How the Cat Stole Christmas

I remember working at jobs where things would slow down this time of year.

Slowly but surely, the office would empty as people, one by one, went home for the holidays. Meetings would get cancelled, people would spend half the day shopping at their desks for presents online, and everyone just sort of pushed off as much as possible until the new year.

Ah, the good old days…

That’s not at all how it is working for Tabs. Here at Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC, this is our busiest time of year.

Awards shows, TV holiday specials, star-studded celebrity gala events and advertising campaigns for limited edition holiday releases — right now we’re a 24/7 operation. I don’t even get a weekend off until next year.

Like today, Tabs had me out shopping for linens and place settings for his big annual holiday shindig.

It’s this huge party he throws every year for everyone who’s anyone in the kitty modeling business. Hundreds of cats fly in from all over the world. There’s a hosted gravy bar, catnip cocktails, a huge seawater aquarium stocked with ahi, a play area outside. Jackson Galaxy, star of Animal Planet’s My Cat From Hell, is on hand to give free consultations and complimentary cat massages.

It’s total cat heaven. Problem is, it’s my responsibility to set everything up. While Tabs is off on some exotic location somewhere shooting his kitty modeling ads, I’m trying to figure out how many ahi a 100,000-gallon fish tank can support.

I don’t know…10,000?

But really, it’s not all bad. I get to see and do some really neat things. I’m busy, and it’s stressful, but right now in my life I can’t imagine doing anything else.

Oh! — I almost forgot. Here are the latest kitty modeling pics from Tabs. 🙂

Tabs for the Illamasqua Cat Invasion Collection

Tabs for the OCC Wheel of Feline Fortune Collection
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 220

December 2nd, 2012 by Karen 7 Comments

Tabs for Sephora Cat Musk in Cardboard Box

Earlier this afternoon I spent some time in the kitchen prepping a few meals for this week. I was making quite a bit of racket, too, between the pans clanging on the stove, chopping veggies on the cutting board, running the food processor and opening and closing the refrigerator, and I guess Tabs must have tuned me out for a while, because at one point I stopped what I was doing and realized that I hadn’t seen him in a couple hours, so I stepped into the living room for a second and looked around…

Tabs was sitting on this dark wood entertainment center thingy we use as a table for our car keys and the mail, and I guess he didn’t notice me walk in because he didn’t stop what he was doing. He was hunched over a messy pile of magazines and envelopes and was pushing them one by one on the floor.

“Uh…” I said from the doorway, breaking his concentration. Startled, he looked at me for a quick second before hopping down and slinking away. “What’s goin’ on here?”

It’s so funny how Tabs will look guilty about certain things, like climbing up on that table, even though I’ve never scolded him about it. How did he even know there was something to feel guilty about, and when I walked in on him, why didn’t he just look up at me like, “What’s up, woman? You seen my toy?”

Maybe Tabs was just up there looking for his kitty modeling portfolio. He added new pics to it today from his latest modeling jobs… 🙂

Tabs for Dolce & Gabbana Cat Watches

Tabs for Laura Mercier Holiday Flawless Face Foundation
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Who Wore It Better? — The Tweed Newsboy Cap

November 30th, 2012 by Karen 20 Comments

tabs versus marmalade: who wore it better?

BREAKING NEWS: TMZ is reporting that the temporary celebrity ceasefire between kitty supermodel Tabs the Cat and feline fashion upstart Marmalade has ended.

This, despite the cats, who’ve shared an on-again, off-again working relationship for months, recently being spotted spooning together at the top of the exclusive Novato Cat Towers.

Now, however, it looks like the two talkative tabbies are rivals once more.

A source close to both parties claims that tempers flared on Thursday after Tabs bumped into Marmalade at the food bowl. At the time, the orange cat was wearing the Tweed Newsboy Cap, an accessory made famous last year by Tabs.

According to witnesses, that’s when Tabs went ballistic.

tabs versus marmalade: the tweed newsboy cap

Of course, this begs the question…

Who wore the Tweed Newsboy Cap better?

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Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. TGIF!

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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 219

November 25th, 2012 by Karen 5 Comments

Tabs for the NARS French Quarter Cat Quartet

SUNDAY, NOV. 25, 2012 — Today outside

My taller assistant accompanied me on my tour of the grounds this afternoon. I believe the girl refers to him as “El Hub.”

Nice enough fellow, I suppose. Not very talkative though. Our whole time outside, I think he only said two words to me: “Come here,” which he barked repeatedly (how rude!).

I’ve heard the phrase before, but I’m not sure what it means. I assume it’s some sort of compliment…

The tour was uneventful. No cat intruders or dog sightings, and I didn’t see any of those gigantic flightless birds that always yell, “gobble, gobble!” Odd, because I saw quite a few of them before Thursday of last week…

I got hungry while we were patrolling the periphery of the estate, but I didn’t want to break for lunch, so I just had a salad of grass saplings along the way.

This year’s crop has been exquisite; I can’t remember the last year they were this crisp and sweet.

I looked for that tiny tabby who lives on one of the neighboring estates but didn’t see her. I wanted to ask her if she has a kitty modeling agent, because she has great bone structure.

Oh, well. Next time… That reminds me, I should bring some business cards on my walks.

When I got back to the office, I made a few calls and updated my portfolio with pictures from my latest modeling jobs.

Would you care to take a look?

Silly me. Of course you would.

-Tabs

Tabs for the Urban Decay Going Wild Palette

Tabs for Maybelline Enorme Lash Mascara
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 218

November 18th, 2012 by Karen 16 Comments

Sundays with Tabs the Cat: Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot

Dear Tabby is written by Tabs the Cat, commonly regarded as “the world’s first plus-size kitty supermodel.” Founded in mid 2012, it has quickly become the most widely syndicated cat advice column on earth — known for its fresh, feline perspective on lifestyle, fashion and style issues affecting cats and humans.

A plant sitter’s dilema

Ashamed plant sitter
DEAR TABBY,

A feline friend of mine recently left on a month-long vacation and put me in charge of her favorite catnip plant. The other day, in a moment of weakness, I ate it…

The entire plant, leaving nothing but stems.

And my friend had left detailed instructions on the plant’s proper care. Nowhere on her list did it say, “Eat plant.”

What should I do?? Should I come clean and admit my crime, even though it’s too late to save the plant, or secretly have my assistant bring home a replacement from the gardening store?
— Not So Green Thumb

A cat-friendly deck garden
Fiber is your friend

DEAR NOT SO GREEN THUMB:

Believe it or not, yours is a very common problem, and I’ve been on both sides of the situation.

On a vacation last year I left my cherished catnip plant, which I use strictly for medicinal purposes, under the care of the Russian Blue next door.

Upon my return, all I found was an empty pot lying on its side.

Robbers? I thought, but then the Russian Blue confessed. He admitted to eating it, which angered me at first, but then he offered to purchase me a new one.

I accepted his offer and appreciated his honestly. After all, we all make mistakes. I’ve certainly made a few of mine…

So, yes, I think you should come clean. Apologize, and offer to buy her a new plant. Maybe also include a few cans of gravy to make peace.

Truthfully, even if you tried to replace the plant without your friend knowing, chances are she’d figure it out. It’s not easy to find thriving, mature catnip plants at local gardening stores (trust me, I’ve looked).

New roommate rocks one cat’s world

Kitty roommate troubles
DEAR TABBY,

My landlord/assistant (don’t ask) recently invited a new kitty roommate into our home, and let me be frank — I hate him.

He hogs the bed, the bathroom, steals my toys and even sleeps in MY stinky sock drawer. Oh, and he likes to nap in the same sunny patches that I like to nap in on the floor.

On top of all that…he’s always trying to be cute, so I feel like I have to be in “performance mode” all day long, constantly flashing my tum and looking adorable.

It’s exhausting!

What should I do? I’m tempted to just run away, but I still have a pretty sweet thing going here. There’s a steady supply of gravy, daily walks, and my pet assistant is also a licensed massage therapist.
— Roommate Troubles in Rohnert Park

Tabs and Marmalade spooning
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer

DEAR ROOMMATE TROUBLES:

You know the old saying, “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer”? Truer words were never spoken. I believe every cat should have that phrase crossed-stitched on a pillow.

In your case, I think you should make the next move. Do something nice for the intruder, like offer to groom him or spoon the next time you’re both napping.

Build up some trust, because not only will it bring you peace of mind, it’s also a good way to carefully monitor the new cat’s activities.

And who knows? Maybe one day the two of you will become real friends.
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 217

November 11th, 2012 by Karen 17 Comments

Tabs for Chanel No. 5

Crushed… Tabs was crushed when he found out that Brad Pitt beat him out for Chanel’s big new ad campaign for Chanel No. 5.

It just didn’t make any sense. Tabs had already done a very successful run of No. 5 print ads earlier this year for magazines (like the ad up top), so when he got the call from his agent last month that the Chanel people decided to “go a different route” this time, Tabs couldn’t believe his ears.

“Mrow!?” he barked on the phone to his agent (“Who got the job?”).

“Brad Pitt,” his agent replied.

Well, Tabs felt a little better when he heard that. After all, Brad Pitt is also a pretty big star.

In this business, you win some, you lose some. C’est la vie. 🙂

Even though Tabs lost the new Chanel campaign, he’s still been very busy. This week he had kitty modeling jobs for a bunch of big brands, including MAC, Tom Ford Beauty, Estée Lauder and Korres. If you’re interested, here are the pics (Tabs is very proud of these)…

Enter to win a Sephora eGift cardOh, and don’t forget to enter this weekend’s giveaway for a $50 eGift card from Sephora. You still have a few hours (closes at 11:59 p.m. PST), but you better act fast. Good luck!

Tabs for the Estee Lauder Holiday Party Collection

Tabs for Korres Mythical Moisturizer
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